Don’t-cha Git High

If you iz B doin’ all dem drugz
Yo BODy B crawlin’ wit da bugz
I isn’t B tellin’ U no Ligh^*
DON’t-cha git High...

...Like dem EEEVil doerszh!^**

^*Rhyme “Ligh” with “High.”

^**Heavy emphasis on first syllable of “EEEVil.” Enunciate “doerszh” while imagining you’re George W. Bush and, having slid off the wagon, you’re heavily “sauced.”

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